Have you ever had a moment where you had nothing to do and when you finally find something to do and there’s a million other things you need to do at the same time?
When your answer is always, a doctor tell you that that’s anxiety. Be honest.
Valuable lesson about white people at an early age.
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My week is basically:
- Monday #2
- Monday #3
- Monday #4
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a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand
the man said no we just sell lemonade but its cold and its fresh and its all homemade
She looks so surprised at what happened
what the fuck did she think was gonna happen when she hit the wall with a hammer?
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Its hard to be confident when you know you’re ugly
Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out
Lemme holla at y’all a second
Y’all want this damn baby?
How gay sex works.
I want a relationship like this
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