Tumblr (3.0; @zhaede1)http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/757965f8ecdd920c4fdd2f8cb4998b45/tumblr_mlwmas5dnM1rr3l61o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49338639472http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49338639472Wed, 01 May 2013 00:49:38 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://publiclyawkward.tumblr.com/post/49225369142/milesjai-have-you-ever-had-a-moment-where-you" target="_blank">publiclyawkward</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://milesjai.tumblr.com/post/49224966071/have-you-ever-had-a-moment-where-you-had-nothing" target="_blank">milesjai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Have you ever had a moment where you had nothing to do and when you finally find something to do and there’s a million other things you need to do at the same time?</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a6e095cf77d09140838cc2fb4dd10ab6/tumblr_inline_mm1ohnNprF1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>When your answer is always, a doctor tell you that that’s anxiety. Be honest.</p> </blockquote>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49338512074http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49338512074Wed, 01 May 2013 00:47:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d79ff333027622bcb8c1e6da28c4bdcc/tumblr_mlu0rxmQYF1rhi0rbo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>Valuable lesson about white people at an early age.</strong></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49338274712http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49338274712Wed, 01 May 2013 00:43:20 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecompanionsdoctor.tumblr.com/post/49181261896/my-week-is-basically-monday-monday-2-monday" target="_blank">thecompanionsdoctor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My week is basically:</p> <ul><li>Monday</li> <li>Monday #2</li> <li>Monday #3</li> <li>Monday #4</li> <li>Friday</li> <li>Saturday</li> <li>Pre-Monday</li> </ul></blockquote>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49337707294http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49337707294Wed, 01 May 2013 00:33:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f3ca23112a4ef04b056e169570c816b9/tumblr_mlyyivrQDl1rbvhreo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/710eeafc8ee0c06b342ffced11cefa5c/tumblr_mlyyivrQDl1rbvhreo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/648a0be66299ac6c673153e7581110f1/tumblr_mlyyivrQDl1rbvhreo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f5ec1f0c619d720cd852f6567d53b1c/tumblr_mlyyivrQDl1rbvhreo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/01f676514486ea544f566bb57ced97ee/tumblr_mlyyivrQDl1rbvhreo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0555dc1bdc29cd2023d29b1434eb5cda/tumblr_mlyyivrQDl1rbvhreo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5cabf508a6ef8a7cf02578b9ea2aaa4e/tumblr_mlyyivrQDl1rbvhreo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c6d8c8627fb4781f1417e5520744b56/tumblr_mlyyivrQDl1rbvhreo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <div><small>Best of Brenda - <strong>Scary Movie 2 (2001)</strong></small></div> </blockquote> <p></p>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49337408183http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49337408183Wed, 01 May 2013 00:29:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/148a33709cebf416ce3de1ed7ab8b317/tumblr_mg7xb6HABJ1qc4ku2o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49337160833http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49337160833Wed, 01 May 2013 00:25:32 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dingoinnuendo.tumblr.com/post/49124322937/dingoinnuendo-a-duck-walked-up-to-a-lemonade" target="_blank">dingoinnuendo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dingoinnuendo.tumblr.com/post/49123692716/a-duck-walked-up-to-a-lemonade-stand-and-he-said" target="_blank">dingoinnuendo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a41b641aaaee33e0b5010257eb4f0ef9/tumblr_inline_mlzi4pW86w1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>the man said no we just sell lemonade but its cold and its fresh and its all homemade</p> </blockquote>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49320021260http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49320021260Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:56:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83e639ca53047e998ed50a98d2077ba7/tumblr_mltxo7v0aE1snk1roo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://death-by-lulz.tumblr.com/post/49148233912/she-looks-so-surprised-at-what-happened-what-the" target="_blank">death-by-lulz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>She looks so surprised at what happened</span></p> <p>what the fuck did she think was gonna happen when she hit the wall with a hammer?</p> <p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com" target="_blank">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49319921955http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49319921955Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:55:44 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-spider.tumblr.com/post/47350552762/its-hard-to-be-confident-when-you-know-youre-ugly" target="_blank">a-spider</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Its hard to be confident when you know you’re ugly</p> </blockquote>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49319795732http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49319795732Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:54:15 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://quixon.tumblr.com/post/49172033939/hey-yall-its-me-b-with-blue-ivy-just-hanging" target="_blank">quixon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><em>Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out</em></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3f6ea73af813dabc9222d37a5bf97b24/tumblr_inline_mm0ku5WMcN1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><em>Y’all cmere</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bb626ca236f4cc623ecfc135dec0382f/tumblr_inline_mm0kviFXKC1qz4rgp.png"/></em></p> <p><em>Come closer</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3972b6e29846bc768873d06ecff80bc0/tumblr_inline_mm0kwh1qKb1qz4rgp.png"/></em></p> <p><em>Lemme holla at y’all a second</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b6c05850022914d752060169cb23193c/tumblr_inline_mm0kx4XePG1qz4rgp.png"/></em></p> <p><em>Y’all want this damn baby?</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3eac9b89aa35e5e3830d9c68556b2057/tumblr_inline_mm0kytRM1Z1qz4rgp.png"/></em></p> </div> </blockquote>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49319729635http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49319729635Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:53:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/27dba9a30ddef0047cce66e8b522881f/tumblr_mkxop58c5G1ql2603o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49319631369http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49319631369Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:52:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8b96fd53edf8a62df4ab11759289216/tumblr_mlbbbqgSus1r88u00o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://curtisplease.tumblr.com/post/49242075085/wishes-he-was-king-of-bears-kumakub86" target="_blank">curtisplease</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wishes-he-was-king-of-bears.tumblr.com/post/49238861999/kumakub86-nothingcanstopthejuggernaut-he-was" target="_blank">wishes-he-was-king-of-bears</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>How gay sex works.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>I want a relationship like this</p> </blockquote>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49318476884http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49318476884Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:38:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4cf647a12ab6fed0bf16787846bd0dc/tumblr_mlv81eN3kl1qi46dho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba1a5b3cfffa9cc5d10853d653b5133d/tumblr_mlv81eN3kl1qi46dho2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theconsultingdominatrix.tumblr.com/post/48928500761/i-have-no-idea-and-im-sorry" target="_blank">theconsultingdominatrix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I have no idea and I’m sorry</p> </blockquote>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49318101170http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49318101170Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:33:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d082a3705cf6382e45ea0dd3b19f5936/tumblr_mji4jr0CTb1qc1bmeo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a1e0c1e2ee00fb1a4b03081a8dafcd98/tumblr_mji4jr0CTb1qc1bmeo2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brooklynstuff.tumblr.com/post/45111736156" target="_blank">brooklynstuff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>dis nigga sound like a microwave</em></p> </blockquote>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49317969405http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49317969405Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:32:18 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_49317962432" src="http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49317962432/audio_player_iframe/zhaede1/tumblr_mkga5hlswt1r18dt4?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fzhaede1%2F49317962432%2Ftumblr_mkga5hlswt1r18dt4" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cashewmonster.tumblr.com/post/46632191899/bluhahe" target="_blank">cashewmonster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>BLUHAHE</p> </blockquote>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49317962432http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49317962432Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:32:13 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wankbankofamerica.tumblr.com/post/47429438855/reasons-i-tend-to-not-talk-people-always" target="_blank">wankbankofamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>reasons i tend to not talk</p> <ul><li>people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears</li> <li>i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago</li> <li>people seem disinterested in what i’m saying</li> <li>i hate my voice</li> <li>i have something really mean to say</li> <li>i hate you</li> <li>i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me</li> </ul></blockquote>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49317247553http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49317247553Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:23:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d914c0721a9c9e8b0689b3cd2e87a93/tumblr_mlzwkiVs0Z1rr3l61o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49315142961http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49315142961Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:56:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a8a098477765ee98b536983138993eb/tumblr_mm1aqgQuJ41rr3l61o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49315126036http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49315126036Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:56:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/92567405ff4ef634537d3e665e3bf4d0/tumblr_mm1d6zCODk1rr3l61o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49315063060http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49315063060Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:55:56 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justfunnypics.net/post/49314863906/that-awkward-moment-when-youre-trying-to-do-a-sexy" target="_blank">lolzpicx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://justfunnypics.net/" target="_blank"><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llaje0OSav1qflnnq.gif"/></a></p> </blockquote>http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49315049648http://zhaede1.tumblr.com/post/49315049648Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:55:46 -0400